Let Me Count the Ways

How have I been mansplained, let me count the ways

You should research this and not that

Why are you studying that

Why are you studying

That is not what feminism is

No no no gender binary is real, go read

You should disagree in a nicer way

You need to be more rational when telling men they are being assholes

Why don’t you work in that random place which hires those deaf folks

Periods end in two days

Periods are not that painful

Most women cannot orgasm

LoSHA is not the right way to bring about change

#MeToo goes too far

You should read this

You should be more open-minded

You should not harbour hate

You should listen to both sides

You should just ignore

You should

You should

You should

You should